Chippety doo dah, chippety yay!

I am pleased to announce that the New York Cookie Bomb was greeted with great joy and celebration in the Rotrosen Agency's Manhattan office this morning.

From what I hear, they had a chocolate-chip hoe-down right there in their staff meeting. Well done, agents! Keep bringing fine literature to the world.

My strategy, obvs, is to ply them with cookies until they sign me. You've heard of charm offensives? This is a chocolate offensive. Once more into the breach, boys.