I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

But unfortunately, this week I'm not taking any shit. No, not from anyone. Sorry.

There might be a small window next week, maybe two hours on Tuesday afternoon. But this week? No.

In a (cough) unrelated note, did you know that it's safer to break up a fight between boys than it is between girls?

Why? Boys will back down. They want someone to break it up. But when girls decide to fight, watch out. They're not backing down. They'll fight to the death.