Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Old character sketch

Trying to post this a second time, since Blogger doesn't seem to be cooperating today.
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Something I read on another blog made me remember this character sketch I wrote about Poseidon last spring. I've since put the book aside, but I really love this, so I thought I'd share.

Poseidon has been in love with Demeter for thousands of years. Thousands. When he makes the seas storm, it’s to drive water to her crops. When he makes the kelp bloom in bulbous clumps along the shore, he’s offering her his own salty bouquet. And when he sees her around Zeus, his green eyes turn cold and he turns away, because of the mistake he made, so many years ago.

Poseidon drinks gin to forget; he smokes pot and wears his silvery hair in a little ponytail. He tries to keep it neat but there are always little bits of twig and moss in it. He can’t seem to help it; when he tramps through the woods by his house on the sea, he doesn’t see the branches that catch him across the side of the face, or feel the bark on the tree he leans against, tired, always tired, from a lifetime of trying to forget her.

Because she has forgotten him, if she ever thought of him. She doesn’t realize, when she walks along the sea wall in their little hidden island, that he sends the bright orange jellyfish alongside her, part honor guard and part protection. She doesn’t realize that he sends starfish to mark her path, so that he can come along behind, just to be in the place where she was.

And then there are her two girls. Poseidon knows they’re Zeus’s; he knows it. But he can’t accept it. If that love spell he cast hadn’t gone wrong, they would have been his, both Persephone and Marigold, those two flowers, bright as little suns in their mother’s wake. And if wanting were enough, they would be his, just as surely as he makes the waves roll and the fog sneak in each night and wisp away each morning.

But until he can find a way to take it back, to reverse that spell, to make things right, he’ll have to watch them from afar, shielding them from squalls when they sail, showering them with little drops of salty water as if to baptize them. As always, Poseidon is too late.

When he can manage to forget them, those three girls he considers his, he works. There’s no dope then; he charges through the water down to the depths to make sure the volcanic fissures aren’t full blast and aren’t stopped up, either. He gets the Nereids together to try to balance the sea life—an impossible task, since those humans are always overfishing one species and completely overlooking another. But he tries. If he didn’t, the seas would have been devoid of life long ago. When he’s working, he can forget her.

So he drives the Nereids, his daughter-workers, to distraction: What about this? What about that? Did you remember the vampire crabs or were you too focused on the pretty flashing tropical fish? All the sea’s creatures, no matter how ugly or blind or ill-tempered or small, have a watcher. He insists on it, he and his major-domo, Amphitrite. He is the only one who doesn’t have a watcher. He tells himself he doesn’t need one, but he does.

That’s why his clothing is torn, it’s why he forgets his sweaters are stained until he puts them on. That’s one of the things Demeter does so well: she always looks soignée, taken care of. He yearns for her, and forgets himself.

And at the end of the day, he always goes home. He lives in a modern, glass-walled, cement-floored house on the very edge of the sea, just as modern as you can get. It’s always chilly and always damp, but Poseidon burns so hot from the mistakes he’s made—mistakes it seems like he’s made his entire life—that he doesn’t notice. It takes someone else to point it out to him, and he’ll build a fire and try to fix it, but then they’ll go away and he’ll forget. It’s just him, after all. And maybe he doesn’t deserve heat and light and warmth. Just look what he did to the woman he loved.

Old character sketch

Something I read on another blog made me remember this character sketch I wrote about Poseidon last spring. I've since put the book aside, but I really love this, so I thought I'd share.

Poseidon has been in love with Demeter for thousands of years. Thousands. When he makes the seas storm, it’s to drive water to her crops. When he makes the kelp bloom in bulbous clumps along the shore, he’s offering her his own salty bouquet. And when he sees her around Zeus, his green eyes turn cold and he turns away, because of the mistake he made, so many years ago.

Poseidon drinks gin to forget; he smokes pot and wears his silvery hair in a little ponytail. He tries to keep it neat but there are always little bits of twig and moss in it. He can’t seem to help it; when he tramps through the woods by his house on the sea, he doesn’t see the branches that catch him across the side of the face, or feel the bark on the tree he leans against, tired, always tired, from a lifetime of trying to forget her. Because she has forgotten him, if she ever thought of him. She doesn’t realize, when she walks along the sea wall in their little hidden island, that he sends the bright orange jellyfish alongside her, part honor guard and part protection. She doesn’t realize that he sends starfish to mark her path, so that he can come along behind, just to be in the place where she was.

And then there are her two girls. Poseidon knows they’re Zeus’s; he knows it. But he can’t accept it. If that love spell he cast hadn’t gone wrong, they would have been his, both Persephone and Marigold, those two flowers, bright as little suns in their mother’s wake. And if wanting were enough, they would be his, just as surely as he makes the waves roll and the fog sneak in each night and wisp away each morning.

But until he can find a way to take it back, to reverse that spell, to make things right, he’ll have to watch them from afar, shielding them from squalls when they sail, showering them with little drops of salty water as if to baptize them. As always, Poseidon is too late.

When he can manage to forget them, those three girls he considers his, he works. There’s no dope then; he charges through the water down to the depths to make sure the volcanic fissures aren’t full blast and aren’t stopped up, either. He gets the Nereids together to try to balance the sea life—an impossible task, since those humans are always overfishing one species and completely overlooking another. But he tries. If he didn’t, the seas would have been devoid of life long ago. When he’s working, he can forget her.

So he drives the Nereids, his daughter-workers, to distraction: What about this? What about that? Did you remember the vampire crabs or were you too focused on the pretty flashing tropical fish? All the sea’s creatures, no matter how ugly or blind or ill-tempered or small, have a watcher. He insists on it, he and his major-domo, Amphitrite. He is the only one who doesn’t have a watcher. He tells himself he doesn’t need one, but he does. That’s why his clothing is torn, it’s why he forgets his sweaters are stained until he puts them on. That’s one of the things Demeter does so well: she always looks soignée, taken care of. He yearns for her, and forgets himself.

And at the end of the day, he always goes home. He lives in a modern, glass-walled, cement-floored house on the very edge of the sea, just as modern as you can get. It’s always chilly and always damp, but Poseidon burns so hot from the mistakes he’s made—mistakes it seems like he’s made his entire life—that he doesn’t notice. It takes someone else to point it out to him, and he’ll build a fire and try to fix it, but then they’ll go away and he’ll forget. It’s just him, after all. And maybe he doesn’t deserve heat and light and warmth. Just look what he did to the woman he loved.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Crafts: Hazardous to your health!

So last week, in a fit of industry, I knitted two scarves and put racing stripes in my new jeans. Yesterday morning I woke up and could not move my neck without excruciating pain. Diagnosis? Knittery-induced neck pain! O the humanity!

I love the blue scarf, but as it turns out, it's itchy.

The pavement-colored one is mohair. It turned out pleasantly nubbly, no?

Racing stripe: it's a good thing (TM). I almost went with a light sage-green bandanna instead, which I think would have looked cool, but at the last minute I saw this and thought, Pink! I have to have it! Who knew?

I love them. I love them more than words can say. It's worth the pain! I even have a matching neckerchief. How cool am I?

Codeine: The solution to all life's little problems. Well, that and a stylized wooden chicken. Although last night, when the codeine wore off at 2 a.m., I decided not to get up for more - and every hour on the hour, woke myself up when turning over. Stabbing pain down spine! Cannot use right arm! Pain pain pain!

Bonus dog shot; if you've stuck with it this long, you should get something for your trouble. Howsabout a little schnauzer porn? Oh yeah, baby. ARF.

Friday, August 17, 2007

My new favorite thing

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the gimlet. The half and half version, thank you very much: half Tanqueray, half key lime juice, poured over a few obliging ice cubes in a thick rustic lowball. Simplicity itself, and the perfect way to usher in an August weekend.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Is that foul, or is it just me?

Old Navy's 3 new fits for jeans. Anyone seen the commercial? Three women, all size 0, tramping around in totally skin-tight jeans. No discernable difference other than one is called Diva, one is called Sweetheart, and one is called Flirt. They all look like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

Are we not past this yet? Is Old Navy not providing an Oldster fit? Is there nothing out there for the gal - OK, the slightly older gal -- who wants to leave something to the imagination?

Oh, I forgot. TALBOT'S. I'm sorry, I am no longer 24 and therefore must be relegated to the geriatric section at Nordstroms, which these days is most of it. Next stop: outfitting me for an IV packed full of decaf and Gold Bond. Great.

In other news, I have the palate of an 8-year-old boy. Today at lunch, I ordered a cheeseburger at this somewhat swanky restaurant and asked them to take everything off it that made it a Swanky Restaurant Special: grilled onions, special mushrooms, aioli. I made the ewww face when ordering, even. It's amazing I got out of there without a Shirley Temple and a balloon.

And finally, as it turns out, my ass is really, really huge. I mean, well shaped and all, but damn. Something's gotta give. Apparently my pants.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Yes please

If this fall my clothing is actually coordinated, you will have Boden to blame. I fell in love with a little pea-green velvet jacket in their fall catalog, and that was my downfall. Several bushels of dollars later, many many little blue packages are wending their way toward me, and UK sizing or not, I'm in love.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

This just in: Math doesn't suck

I loved Danica McKellar on Wonder Years and West Wing, and I loved her even more when I found out she's a total brainiac. Now she can add author to her resume -- she's just published a book for middle-schoolers called Math Doesn't Suck.

I loved math in middle school; it was so clean and neat, and since I was good at it, I got to tutor the cute guy behind me whenever he was stuck. Things were different in high school -- I had a geometry teacher who hated me almost as much as I hated him, so I skipped a lot, and as it turns out, if you don't read the book you can't really scrape more than a C from figuring it out alone. So I love that McKellar has written this book.

In other news, after the hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing ordeal that was putting up with me as I wrote outlines, I've written the first Lucy Boone chapter and I totally love it. Even better, so does my partner. Now I can't wait to write the rest.

And thanks to the kind folks who wrote nice things about Mystery Rash 2007. It's gone now. Yay, western medicine.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

All the industry news that's fit to print

Hey, screenwriters - I just stumbled on HerHollywood.com, a site with daily film industry news and tons of resources for people who want to break into the TV/film industry. Dig it!

Friday, August 10, 2007

The rash. It spread!

uuuuuggggghhhhh

What can I say? It's been itchapalooza for a couple days here. I've mostly been slathering myself with ointment, popping antihistamines like breath mints, and trying not to scratch.

All of which has put me in a terrible mood, all cranky with none of the fun. I used to be amusing when I was cranky, didn't I? Way back in the day? No more.

On the bright side, the outlines are done and my partner is happy. Yay!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Radio silence

OK, so here's the deal: I have this mysterious rash. No! Really! The dermatologist even biopsied it, in three places.

Last time this happened, three years ago, it was a bug-bitey thing that quickly spread to my entire body. Why I didn't end up covered in scales, I will never know. The Nazi dermatologist I went to then had me do a patch test and gave me prednisone, which made me crazy but stopped the rash in its tracks. Sadly, she never went so far as to actually diagnose the problem.

This time, the rash looks different - tiny, hard little bumps, one after the other, sprinkled all over mid-body: the small of my back, my waist, just above my elbows. Sometimes they itch like mad; other times they are bright red; still other times they look like they're going away. But they're really just gearing up for a surprise attack. Rasta! Let's make her itch!

So I went in to see the new dermatologist, who took over for the Nazi when she retired to Argentina. This guy is great. When I ask questions, he doesn't look at me like any fool would know the answer to that, which in itself is a huge improvement over my daily life.

But the biopsies he took are huge. So huge that each site looks like he was trying to make me a little coin purse in my skin. Which, let's face it, would be really handy, but instead I opted to have them closed up. Which means two stitches in each biopsy, which I have to keep moist and bug-free for two weeks.

This is just as unpleasant as it sounds.

Meanwhile, I am involved in a very exciting writing project that could lead somewhere - hallelujah -- but we are in the part where my skills suck. That's right: writing synopsis after synopsis for a (what was I thinking?) four-book series.

Because my partner in crime is on a timeline, and because I am the writer-type in this partnership, this basically means I have spent the last 3 weeks plotting out four books, one after the other.

Seriously, I should be committed. WTF made me think I could do it? I have a hard enough time plotting one book, let alone four. What are my strengths? Characterization, dialogue, imagery, layering. What are my weaknesses? PLOT. What makes me want to kill myself? ESCALATION.

So even though I am thrilled at the opportunity and really excited about actually writing these books, at the moment, I'm kind of in hell. And rather than foist all that on you, I haven't been blogging. Hey, it's either radio silence or bitch bitch bitch, right? Isn't silence better?

But here's something good: C is being just as lovely as he ever was, and this new(ish) writers' group I'm in continues to fill me with girlish glee. Tra la! Happy writers, happily writing. Which, now that I think of it, usually means wanting to kill oneself at least half the time, so maybe I'm not as badly off as I thought.

You know, a friend did a tarot reading for me a few months ago, and he told me that this summer would see me starting to really make progress against a major life goal - and that while I was ready for the challenge, that didn't mean there wouldn't be a lot of learning to be done. Guess he called that one. I wish I was better at this stuff. I have the feeling I'm disappointing my partner.